captainnaustralia:

the-missing-e-in:

im-a-fan-of-that:

heyheyanna:

weepingdemon:

dad and mom

treat or trick

josh and drake

cheese and mac

stop that thank you

jelly and peanut butter

George and Fred

white and black

Juliet and Romeo

This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr

The scariest thing about this post is that I couldn’t work out what was wrong for a good minute until I read them aloud because my brain automatically read them in their correct order 

(Source: ohawkguy, via bafflingwithbullshit)

weedkinz:

When I was like 8 my mom took sims away bc I made girls kiss lmao nice try mom I’m still gay

(via bafflingwithbullshit)

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(via bafflingwithbullshit)